i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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