so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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