is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
