all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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