The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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