i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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