I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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