yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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