I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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