She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
third nipple confirmed
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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