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I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
COCAINE IS GR8
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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