I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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