Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He shit in the fireplace
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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