First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I skipped work to stalk him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
