I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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