I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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