I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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