Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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