He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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