big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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