Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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