Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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