My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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