I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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