She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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