Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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