Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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