a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
send nudes
from the living room?
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