I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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