So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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