i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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