when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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