Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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