cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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