WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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