is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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