Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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