she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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