i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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