I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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