This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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