if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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