is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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