How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it glows. i had to have it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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