Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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