Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
