I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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