it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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