come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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