question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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