super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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