Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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