idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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