using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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