New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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